Shit rednecks say at Talladega
I don’t see why everyone makes such a big fuss about vagina, it’s just a warm hole in the gut. A cheeseburger and beer suit me just the same. This (*raises right hand) right is never gonna leave you. Ain’t gonna take all your money, bitch at you, nothing. AND SHE KNOWS WHAT I LIKE!
sharingneedles: the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave
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